Okay, let's get this out of the way. Yes, I worship Satan. Now, that doesn't mean what you think it does. No, I've never sacrificed anyone. Yes, I make it a habit to masturbate with crucifixes. Yes, I've been in Satanic orgies. No, you can't join it. Yes, I'll be in them while we're dating. Yes, you can go and fuck someone else on those specific nights. I get it. Anything else?